A girl who is hot from the table top up...
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table
That Chic last night was table top hot...I didn’t realize it until she got up togo to the bath room...
by Stephanie Grimes July 13, 2019
Get the Table Top Hotmug. Any orifice, usually a vagina or an anus, into which a penis, or a dildo, has been/is to be inserted.
Person 1: "How's your hot dog hallway feeling today?"
Person 2: "Sore. I had to sit on a frozen bag of peas last night."
Person 2: "Sore. I had to sit on a frozen bag of peas last night."
by Tetheas December 23, 2013
Get the Hot Dog Hallwaymug. by Jbtsetfkp May 30, 2018
Get the Hot potato passmug. Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
by Don't _Ask October 8, 2013
Get the Hot air balloonmug. by Hollywood626 January 6, 2009
Get the Beef Hot Linksmug. After fucking a girl in her ass, pull your dick out and cum on her forehead. Then take your shit stained dick and rub the cum all over her face.
by Fire p May 16, 2014
Get the hot fudge mopmug. Having sex in a stable, while smothering your partner with shit from a horse that has raced in the Kentucky derby, while eating KFC.
I met her an the infeild at Churchill Downs, then took her back to the stable for a Kentucky Hot Brown.
by Whodonym? May 8, 2018
Get the Kentucky Hot Brownmug.