touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025

Rank butt syndrome

The rotten smell that seeps from a person's backside, that is so bad that others can smell it from a distance, causing nasal pain, nausea and anger!

Holly crap, someone in here has rank butt syndrome! 😡🤢

by Rbaum5 April 11, 2021

Butt

The most generic insult to ever be used. Only an imbecile would call you a butt

Britt call me a butt, she 15 but acts 4

by Ruab Wilcox November 3, 2021

butt hover

the accomplishment of lifting all four limbs (legs and arms) off the bed, ground... while having anal sex in the doggy style position. 5 seconds in air counts as a completed butt hover

george - this morning i was anal fucking yvonne doggy style and attempted the butt hover. success for like 8 seconds!

by 8ivel8 June 12, 2011

Fluffle Butt Danny

The ultra mega Supreme lord DANNY Z. , he is the best bunny you will ever meet, and he will be the softest thing ever!

Hey my little Fluffle Butt Danny, your a good bunny!!!!!!!!

by Amogus 𓂸ඞ September 27, 2021

cal butts

A man of many names cal calvin Kalamazoo etc a man with hopes and dreams mile high, with a flowering random bow heart. He is always a littoe bald man he is French.

Girl: woah he’s littoe and bald
Other girl: ohhhh yep that’s a cal butts!

by Bertha Montgomery December 8, 2022

Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground

"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"

by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023