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touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).
hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).
by rredrocket April 11, 2025
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Rank butt syndrome

The rotten smell that seeps from a person's backside, that is so bad that others can smell it from a distance, causing nasal pain, nausea and anger!
Holly crap, someone in here has rank butt syndrome! 😡🤢
by Rbaum5 April 11, 2021
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Butt

The most generic insult to ever be used. Only an imbecile would call you a butt
Britt call me a butt, she 15 but acts 4
by Ruab Wilcox November 3, 2021
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butt hover

the accomplishment of lifting all four limbs (legs and arms) off the bed, ground... while having anal sex in the doggy style position. 5 seconds in air counts as a completed butt hover
george - this morning i was anal fucking yvonne doggy style and attempted the butt hover. success for like 8 seconds!
by 8ivel8 June 12, 2011
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Fluffle Butt Danny

The ultra mega Supreme lord DANNY Z. , he is the best bunny you will ever meet, and he will be the softest thing ever!
Hey my little Fluffle Butt Danny, your a good bunny!!!!!!!!
by Amogus 𓂸ඞ September 27, 2021
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cal butts

A man of many names cal calvin Kalamazoo etc a man with hopes and dreams mile high, with a flowering random bow heart. He is always a littoe bald man he is French.
Girl: woah he’s littoe and bald
Other girl: ohhhh yep that’s a cal butts!
by Bertha Montgomery December 8, 2022
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Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground
"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"
by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023
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