A big bag with one cookie in it

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it

bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it

by lil shart May 10, 2025

One Eye’d Pirate

Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand

While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate

by Medix457 April 7, 2022

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

one of those days

when you've drunk so much you transpire acid the next day and resent looking in the mirror to see the regret in your eyes.

"oh it's one of those days. demon days. we'll get over them."

by Krkič July 29, 2019

Nice one baby

Nays -wan -bebi

embarrassing and disgusting words of mother fucking gross asf lover in codm.

(you are a single player who just wants to play codm peacefully and happily, and then maya maya you open your mic then you hear two couples like)

Me : (open the microphone)
Toxic boy: nice one baby

Cringe girl: owshiii!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
Me:( choose to restrain myself, trying to ignore this crap conversation)

by misterdam_foc May 7, 2021

The Dark Ones

When two orange tabby cats, particularly dark and/or homosexual in nature, are absolutely black about the food bowls when they go on the floor.

It’s 8:30, have you fed the dark ones yet?

by Hoodlummm February 15, 2025

ONS

ons is short for "on soul". basically another way of saying on god or on me.

"she is always starting shit."
"ons"

by hyolynsqueendom May 24, 2022