big white cock

Huge ass whit dick

Imma choke you with my “big white cock”

by 83!;!;$ November 15, 2017

Hungarian Cock

The third biggest cock in the world, only after black cock and native american. It ranges from 8-11 inches on average. Usually surprises the woman.

Kate: Oh Lord. Laszlo and I were going at it for the first time and i saw his hungarian cock, which was like 11 inches and i flipped out!

Jen: Holy shit! I gotta get me some hungarian cock!

by Boquishus June 19, 2008

BWC (BIG WHITE COCK)

GIGANTIC WHITE COCK

MY WHITE FRIEND BRAYDEN ..... IT IS SO HUGE NO HOMO , I WAS LIKE " OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE BWC (BIG WHITE COCK)"

by jordan Lara May 25, 2018

cheeto cock

an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs

Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!

by Carline August 24, 2005

Astral Cock

A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.

John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!

by Jaques Duchateau December 13, 2008

poor man's cock

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.

"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."

by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008

The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.

I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009