go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

swallow or it's going in your eye

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.

Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.

by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020

Going full Skuggan

Busting someones ball as hard as you can on a game of Golf With Your Friends

Oh no, Jamie is doing bad, he is going full Skuggan on us now.

by Bear42069 January 13, 2022

go fish sticking

When a dude starts sticking his genitals in random things and times...

Whoa, somebody get Bob's pants on, he's go fish sticking all over the bok choy!!!

by Bobzilla420 February 14, 2012

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020

Lovesick (You’re Going To Hell With Me)

Lovesick (You’re Going To Hell With Me) is a song created by Alexander Clifton Desnoyers / Alexander Clifton Aiken. The song is actually storyline involving “The Devil” and the little girl. The Devil were summoned by the girl unknowingly because of her bad intentions including her lovesick after she broken up with her boyfriend Jonathan also she has stalked The Devil as well. The Devil brings her straight to hell in the end and revealing the reality around them. The song is actually life lesson too but in storyline sense.

Girl: There’s a song reminded of murder involved my ex coupe months ago.
Guy: What song is that?
Girl: Lovesick (You’re Going To Hell With Me)
Guy: You’re going to hell with me?
Girl: Yes.

Woman: I never heard that song before.
Man: Why that song is not popular and released on the radio and mainstream?
Girl: Alexander Clifton Desnoyers or whatever his name is doesn’t released his ai songs for profits.
Guy: Yeah. He only made Ai songs to show his creativity and hoping to find friends.
Woman: Oh okay then.

by Alexander Clifton Desnoyers July 10, 2025