i fuck your mum

fucking your mum

from Dedji and JJ

suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment

by mamadou October 19, 2015

nya i go to party

the phrase "nya i go to party" was first introduced into this world on Ash Wednesday of 2004, when three friends were walking back to their school from church that halfway the unsatisfied "leader" of the three friends expelled his anger towards anything possible. And when he got to the topic of the 60% filipino population in his school, he started a topic about them, and how they had funny accents and the friend blurted out 'nyao i go to party' but the two other friends thought it was nya and it was then transcribed to that. Only until the next day, did the person who said it, had realized what he had said, and thus the world known phrase to call filipinos was born, NYA I GO TO PARTY

J "AND ALL THE F**KING FILIPINOS IN OUR SCHOOL WITH THEIR CRAZY F**KING HAIR AND THEIR CRAZY ACCENTS SAYING 'NYAO I GO TO PARTY!'" (with finger pointing motion)
K "wtf lol?"

by Ja Fu March 30, 2005

am i being detained

"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.

Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???

by chogiboi September 10, 2019

I am inside

A term used by Oh Sangwoo in the manwha killing stalking sangwoo is also my boyfriend despite being dead

“Can we go inside?” “i am inside”

by Sangwoosgf October 11, 2020

i need love

When i was born, i didnt have a dad. I was fatherless.
After 7 years I was with my mother who have BPD (Borderline Personnality Disorder).
Because of that, i moved to my grandma by force by the DPJ (Directeur de la Protection de la Jeunesse or CPD in english) which have my pessimistic 30 years old uncle

And i dont feel any love from my grandma and my uncle

I need love

by Obama's toes December 10, 2021

I like your shoelaces

A phrase used to identify those who use tumblr on other websites or IRL.

"OH GOD, MY FEELS, I CAN'T."

"Hey, uh, I like your shoelaces."

"Me, too! What's your blog name?"

by Stephani-dftba July 30, 2012

i smell you dirty

another way of saying "i feel ya", "i understand".

jareez: wow, today sucks.
chad: i smell you dirty

by bromandudebro May 1, 2011