COCK HUFF-ER

SOMEONE WHO PARTICIPATES IN THE DEEP INHALING OF PHALLUS.

I HEARD THAT GUY JOE SCHMOE OVER THERE IS QUITE THE COCK HUFF-ER.

by CATHAIL September 13, 2005

Job cock block

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.

My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!

by Cheetolife July 20, 2016

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003

cock blocking karen

a person that always knows the exact time to walk in a room and shut you down and exposes embarrassing secrets during the blocking

dude her mom pulled a cock blocking karen on me twice

by morbidbirdcage June 8, 2010

Cock and Ball torture

by wikipedia

the free encyclopedia @ Cock and Ball Torture .com

by Gay-fruit-loop October 23, 2019

captain cock punch

a eightys superhero trying to make his comeback

mark; OMG i just love captain cock punch!

by ickyonions March 7, 2012

Typical Cock Knob

Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.

Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.

Person B: What a typical cock knob.

by BH7 February 22, 2011