Scissor baby

The process of envitro fertilization undergone by lesbian partners to conceive a child out of the traditional sense.

"Did you hear that Lestat from gym class has two mom's, he's a scissor baby."

by Claudeguy October 3, 2017

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Baby pig sweats

When one has the cramping shits with no bathroom or toilet paper in sight and cold streams of sweat start flowing down your face

After eating at the Mexican restaurant I got a bad case of the baby pig sweats when I seen the out of order sign on the restroom door

by Suntingwong March 11, 2021

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Baby shower

When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes

I gave a whole town a baby shower

by LANDON IS DUMBB December 9, 2024

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dino baby

A old ass person no longer relevant who is a dinosaur in terms of age and knows as much useful information as a new born baby.

Tom: *mentions some out dated crap no one uses any more like anything by the company IBM or Oracle*
IBM executive: We really need to fire Tom, he’s a Dino baby!

by GreenTrees69 February 14, 2022

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Baby

Any person who has baby in there name can respectfully get fucked up:)

Person who has baby in their name: hey
Me: *kills*

by Easy caller July 21, 2021

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Nepo Baby

a kid who's only famous bc of their parents or smth

Boyfriend: Hey babe, you hear the new Fox SZN song?

Girlfriend: Haha, Fox SZN? Isn't that guy some kind of.. Nepo baby?

Fox SZN: they hate me cause my daddy is rich and im like.. god damn, leave me alone! they want me six feet deep in a ditch.. don't hate me cause my daddy's rich.

by PISSY BABY 0101011 RAHHHHHHH April 27, 2024

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