The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.
Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."
by Eiggamemevolretteb February 06, 2023
an eraser that is yet to exist unless you just use a black marker and draw all over it and call it a day
by just_rand0m February 26, 2025
A black leprechaun is one who doesn't bring good luck!
different than the other green leprechauns, is bad luck!
different than the other green leprechauns, is bad luck!
Man you must be a black leprechaun, because I always lose gambling when you are around! Black leprechaun has jinxed me again.
by Benji the leprechaun September 26, 2023
BMT ( Black Money Team) is a Money Group in St. Louis they are located in St. Louis known by St. Louis Music Artist King Drebo as a group to be about making money and growing leadership and mentorship and how to grow as man’s they located in Berkeley & Elmwood (Cedar Glen) in St. Louis and a lot of people Chunk it up
by StlDerrty October 10, 2024
The Black Gunk appears due to buildup of dirt and sweat from neglecting to clean under your balls this will cause a dark sticky black gooey substance. form
1. Hey Montrell I know you just came back from a hard days work of gooning, be sure to clean under your balls or the Black Gunk will form.
2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"
Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"
2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"
Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"
by SlamHur February 09, 2025
A place in southern New Brunswick Canada full of old people and crusty ass fugly ass hoes, it's referred to locals just as blacks and usually smells like fish due to it having the worlds largest sardine factory it's a very village of 982 people and 412 dwellings and is just the asshole of the entire universe
by Johnathan l March 30, 2017
the black market is usually a market where you buy illegal or halfway legalized stuff
ex. body parts or child
ex. body parts or child
by memer263 December 06, 2019