National suck a homie dry day

You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus

Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day

by TheRealMan2018 January 12, 2023

national kiss pink haired girls day

october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘

hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???

by sparklesn✮t January 12, 2023

gander nation

one’s ability to understand the law of physics within themselfs

ayo gander nation in here

by yyyyuuuyuuuuwuuwywywyywwywyywy January 13, 2023

National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023

national cherub day

a day for cherubs!

is today national cherub day?

by rosepetalsxx April 6, 2023

national fling merima day

celebrated on 8th april this day we can fling merimas

"OMG ITS FINALLY NATIONAL FLING MERIMA DAY! IVE WAITER FOR SO LONG!"

by NotBirbz April 7, 2023

National Rape Day

A "holiday" originally meant to create fear and bring more awareness to Sexual Abuse Awareness month, but has been twisted into a strange event, in which people threaten to sexually abuse random strangers online and in person, while others swear to protect said strangers, thereby losing the point of the holiday all together.

The idea behind National Rape Day wasn't a bad one, but the execution needed too much work.

by KhajiitSicario April 8, 2023