Woke

Adjective: A word used by the people screaming that everyone needs to "wake up" and then getting insanely angry they have.

CNN is woke nonsense, always talking about how corporations own us.

by Not Today Satan June 29, 2024

Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.

"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.

by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025

woke

delusional projection of self-righteousness

She was proud of being woke until i explained her hypocrisy.

by xphnctre March 18, 2023

Woke

Another word for "the enemy". It refers to anyone and anything who a particular group sees as evil, antagonistic, and/or opposing.

1. Stay "woke".
2. If you disagree with me, you're "woke".
3. BLM is super "woke"
4. All leftist are "woke".

by Lucifina Nightinger October 8, 2023

Woke

Who knows what it means. Apparently some people call themselves woke as a sign of intelligence, others say it as an insult towards those they consider smug.

1. I know better than to be vaccinated since I'm woke

2. Go woke; go broke

by InCaseOfFireReboot July 10, 2022

Wokeness

Economically enforcing racial and gender tolerance (but only selectively) and transforming racism into a nebulous term so that can be applied to literally every facet of human life.

Hym "The problem with wokeness is that the people you are supposedly helping are in THE EXACT SAME PLACE they were 7 years ago. And it isn't the racism. It's YOU. Completely politically ineffective. And I'm mixed race by the way. You're literally letting white people steal credit for the creation of A.I. and they're stealing it from a racial super-minority. You're letting them do that right now. You want equity... UNLESS you don't like the minority that suceeds. Then that guy can go fuck Hymself and then white apartheid-state nepotism retard and the genocidal zionist jews can just have his shit. That's par for the course though isn't it? Blatant intellectual property theft from white people against minorities? They own all the corn!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Woke and Boke

Past tense of "wake and bake"

When you are fully high in the a.m. whilst being "woke".

"Have you wake and baked yet? Yes my guy, I am fully woke and boke!"

by Richyydollass September 3, 2021