Egg whites

When a man ejaculates in a woman and another man licks the semen out of her vagina

My friend didn’t tell me he left me egg whites.

by Teaman655 August 26, 2022

egg & cereal

The act of putting cereal (and milk) into a woman's vagina.

H1: What's for breakfast today?
H2: Some delicious egg & cereal!

by Paboopeb November 17, 2021

Barkers’ Eggs

Dog turds/Dog shits

“You need to clean up the backyard. It’s covered with Barkers’ Eggs.”

by sbjkd October 5, 2020

Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

Honesty Egg

The honesty egg was always in existence, there was no dinosaurs or adam and eve, it was all just the honesty egg

The honesty egg is our true lord and saviour, God never existed It was only the egg.

by FatWetWhale October 3, 2021

Duck egg

The exact doube of (another person or thing)

Mark: "Have you seen big Maxie recently?"

Joe: "Oh aye he's the duck egg of his da"

by RichGangGCBC September 7, 2020

Schneider egg

Schneider egg

It’s a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape

There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio

by Sailingtrucker December 24, 2022