What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.
You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
by Spirit Bear January 17, 2012
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The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.
Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
by Gomer Kyle August 28, 2023
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The area located deep between the fluffy, buttery, back-biscuits, that someone wants to put something in, either because they are angry with you or very much love you, depending on the circumstances.
When happy and hopeful: May I please park my fleshy-torpedo in your brown starfish garage, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
When angry with someone: if you keep doing that, I’m going to put a 2 L bottle “where the sun doesn’t shine!”
by Gomer Kyle August 28, 2023
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That's what you ask google when you feel like throwing axes hache while eating mushrooms
Hey google! Where r the cuts around dis bitch?
by monero December 7, 2021
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well gordon doesn't know so where so do i and U
Where's the lamb sauce...where
by sem pie ?? March 26, 2021
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A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
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