weed santa

n. A person who constantly and gladly shares their marijuana.

Speaker 1 "You're always sharing you weed man. You are my weed santa."
Speaker 2 "You know what, I am. I really am."

by Quita Danger March 6, 2008

milf weed

Awesome weed grown and distributed by a MILF

Its the MILF weed, nigga just cant quit
Its the MILF weed, nigga can i get another hit?

by Alan T Ftw October 6, 2006

mom weed

weed taken from your mom with or without her knowledge

Girl: I got this weed out my moms top drawer lez blaze it
Another girl: girl that's mom weed!
Girl: so
Another girl: spark it up

by keith decicco September 29, 2013

weed fairy

the best fairy in the world. give you weed/weed money mysteriously when you need it most.

amber: "the weed fairy visited last night, now i can finally buy some bud"
seje: "that's my favorite fairy!"

by admebl November 10, 2011

Weed Hump

the screwing of someone who is stoned while you are stoned

I smoked a blunt with my boyfriend then i got a good weed humping

by slut bag whore July 26, 2006

shit weed

Cannabis which is home grown but yet when you smoke it all you can taste is dirt.

1) "Dammit Allen, you bought shit weed again."

2) If I wanted to smoke dirt, I would of smoked dirt! This shit weed sucks!

by silentjoe93 May 5, 2010

Weed-scream

A weed scream is when you are on the phone with your parents or someone else important, and your friends all scream "Pass the weed!!!!" as a joke.

my friends did it ( a weed-scream) the other day,I got a talkin'-to.

by proweedscreamer March 21, 2010