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by Twilight fucker May 7, 2018

Twilight

The best movie ever made about a vampire(edward cullan) and a human (bella) who fall in love.

Did u watch twilight

Yep edward is soo cu.......te!

by World truths September 27, 2018

Twilight Sad

The melancholy feeling one gets after watching any of The Twilight Saga films, at the devastation that you cannot be a vampire and have Edward Cullen fall in love with you.

Bro 1: "What's wrong bro?"
Bro 2: "I just finished watching Breaking Dawn part two and now I'm Twilight Sad bro"

by supfcker March 20, 2022

pulled a twilight on ya

when someone gives you a hickey, the sucking of the neck.

What happened to your neck, he pulled a twilight on ya didn't he?

by pizzaaaa May 29, 2009

Twilight hair

When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.

The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".

by hippie.goth September 18, 2011

twilight

1- The soft light in the sky seen before the rising and after the setting of the sun, occasioned by the illumination of the earth’s atmosphere by the direct rays of the sun and their reflection on the earth.
2- Dawn or dusk.

Twilight.

by Çyçyñyñy June 14, 2025

Twilight

A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a dense as hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards girls who are into that shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the book, and will make you listen to all of it.

Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My world is Twilight. Edward is so hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda like… romanticizing your food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022