Twat box

A dual purpose 'clipboard and filing box' available from most stationers.

Used in a derogatory fashion by those who are either threatened by more organised individuals or who hold a fixed belief from high school that being organised is a decidedly uncool and dorkish.

Two 5 year medical students arrive late for a ward round to scornful wrath of the consultant. The graduate entry medicine student stands attentively taking notes. One 5 year student says to another 'twat box was here half an hour early'

by worthwords January 6, 2012

tainted twat

undesirable pussy ranging from, fungal infection or period, to std, to permenant herpes, hiv.

Back off that bitch, she's got tainted twat.

by paydaddi November 24, 2004

Twat Snot

Gonorrhea or Syphilis

I wouldn't put your Meat Sword in that, I heard she has the Twat Snot.

by AshleyLynne January 15, 2013

Cum Twat

To release your semen on the outside of a womans pussy, covering it with sperm.

The womans cum twat was very wet thanks to his ultimant semenal release.

by spy_harder September 24, 2005

twat lips

1.a person so doucheish that that word does not even even describe them. Hence becoming twat lips
2.The ruffles that surround the pussy resembling cow tongues

Those girls twat lips were so disgusting, i decided to titty fuck her.
{john}you and your wolfmane girlfriend combined DEFINE twat lips.

by Skrillex May 5, 2006

twat smuggler

A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.

You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.

by A to the Z February 3, 2008

chewbacca twat

When a woman doesn't trim/shave her pubic area.

She needs to do something with that chewbacca twat before she goes around showing it to everyone.

by bunny September 15, 2004