Tosser

1.Somebody (preferably male) who performs the act of masturbation regularly.

2. An insult used to describe someone as a "frequent masturbator ".

"Stop wanking ya tosser"
"You're a right tosser"

by ╮(─▽─)╭ April 19, 2018

Tosser

Tosser: some wanker who asks too many questions all in one quick asf sentence, doesn’t reply to your snaps and thinks little fat lamb is the shit.

“What type of question is that you f*cking tosser?”

by Messedwonder June 2, 2018

Toter

A female you can tote around the house and have sex at the same time

We'll look at that toter there that'd be hella fun

by #1Shyne September 27, 2018

Toaster bath

Usally found in the game roblox when bacon hairs get angry.

Normal person: U SUCH A NOOB
Bacon hair: gO cOmMiT tOaStEr BaTh

by Enoe19 January 8, 2019

tuna taster

One who engages in the sexual practice of cunnilingus. Pussy eating. Often pertaining to lesbians, but can also pertain to men as well.

How little did I know that the hot chick sitting at the bar was in fact a tuna taster.

by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

Man Toter

A relationship where the woman is clearly dominate. Generally a Man toter doesn't know what love is. There basis of the relationship is more of a Boss/employee relationship.

Man toting women call all the shots, drive, make most or all the major decision in the house hold and sometimes dress there man like a ken doll. A toted Man is usually there to bring in money, drink, and to scratch themselves waiting for the next order...

Did you hear what Nancy made Dan do? No, what? She had him go get her tampons at ten at night and he returned with the wrong kind so she sent him back. Wow! what a "Man toter"....

Nancy "We are going to the store, I will drive you sit in back with the baby"...

by luckymoney7yo November 28, 2010