tossing my salad

To masturbate oneself or another

I'm going to tossing my salad now

by Vhscan January 14, 2021

toss my salad

a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.

hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?

by Jizzing in ur pants December 23, 2009

Toss The Candy

When one needs to stop a bully. Or when one is tossing the jizz rag away.

-Hey man! Make sure to toss the candy b4 them hoes get herrrr!
-Throw the candy and or "toss the candy" to make the bully go away

by annamarialilac November 02, 2009

Sumter salad toss

A sexual act in which you insert salad into either a girl's vagina or anus and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of 'ranch dressing' and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.

Dude, I was so hungry last night I gave that bitch the sumter salad toss

by dumpstermonkey August 15, 2008

Toss salad Please

A phrase used to when a toss salad is given with ranch dressing or syrup

When Timmy said "Toss salad please" Bobby got out the ranch dressing and went to work

by Tinna October 21, 2005

Salad Tossed

getting a handjob from someone

have u ever had your salad tossed

by Jaden Black May 09, 2017

toss my salad

Used by people who play halo, after killing an opponent u repeatedly squat down over the corpse of your enemy and yell "toss my salad bitch!" before they respawn.
see: tbag

Toss my salad like your mom tossed it last night

by AltCoder May 01, 2005