max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com

max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

by bassproshop June 2, 2015

Max Olive

The ultimate level of awesomeness; synonymous for sick nasty.

I just saw Marisa Miller!

You did?
Yeah dude, it was so Max Olive!

by tyler reinke December 10, 2009

Maxxed out

To get your ass kicked or kick someone's ass in a physical altercation.

Dude, Brian just got maxxed out by that huge Mexican lady for running his mouth.

by ISayTheNWord June 4, 2023

Max Butler

The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.

Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!

by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018

Max Glukhov

Healthy and hard sex of two men

Max Glukhov is a good friend of mine
My name is Max Glukhov

Do you want to max Glukhov me?

by Welldoingeverywhere April 23, 2022

Max Walker

Number 1 Battyman, shit at tennis and my grandads got a healthier back than him. He smell of moisturiser from over wanking and his willy is bruised. Clapped and single

You're such a "Max Walker"

by Fxxrisy January 30, 2020

max helyer

Max Helyer Is the extremely talented guitarist of English rock band you me at six. He also writes some of their lyrics

Max Helyer is the guitarist of you me at six, without whom the band wouldn't exist. Also his beard game is strong

by thisissixer April 13, 2014