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[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.
William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.
by gespar January 18, 2011
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Robin's Egg

The inside of a toilet bowl, after being subjected to a single, forceful spattering of diarrhea.
Employee1: Yo bro, if you're going to the shitter, don't use the second stall...

Employee2: Why not?

Employee1: Because I just shit a Robin's Egg up in there
by The Notorious G.S.D. March 11, 2014
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Eggs Benedicted

The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.
She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.
by Eggsbenedicted May 11, 2016
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Stupid Egg

A person, specifically one with devilishly good looks, who has outwitted and or outpunned you.
*moments of silence pass*
"Tristan, your a stupid egg."
"I am, I'm the bestus egg, sunny side up."
by RockyJJ&HisBoysLilTommy-BigRic October 19, 2017
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strawberry egg

When a girl is on her period, and a guy sticks an egg up a girls pussy, punctures a hole in it, and sucks out the egg's contents and her uterine lining at the same time.
Girl you let your man give you a strawberry egg? Nasty!
by ChineseCreamCheese July 16, 2011
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Barkers’ Eggs

You need to clean up the backyard. It’s covered with Barkers’ Eggs.”
by sbjkd October 5, 2020
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Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
by ball of niggs October 25, 2023
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