thekkethottiyil

The single sexiest and most amazing thing ever. Someone with this last name can steal your girl just by looking at her, and you have to accept that someone with this name is just more intelligent, cooler, sexier, and better than you. Chicks melt thinking about him. Saying his name alone causes spontaneous orgasms, guy or girl, gay or straight.

There once was a man I once knew named Thekkethottiyil. The moment I looked at him I knew I had to let my girl go. Divorce rates go up when he enters the room. I guess all them hoes just couldn't resist that last name tho.-Ripped(and now single) Tony

"Thekkethottiyil the sexiness is over 9000!"

by rippedgaytony2020 October 29, 2021

thick like mike

Has a large penis

I wish my boyfriend was thick like mike.

by 209ELM December 23, 2021

thick like mike

Has a large penis

"Hey,look at Jerry. I woder if he is thick like mike?"

by 209ELM December 23, 2021

Ice thicker

The opposite of an ice breaker. Makes a situation even more awkward

*someone mentions the awkward silence*
-Dude, that was such an ice thicker!

by Jojjoog November 13, 2017

Mosca-thick

A woman that is clearly obese and in no way, shape, or form desirable by any man but you know for sure your friend ,mosca will hit it

Damn papa, shes big bro, she MOSCA-THICK

by Greatness300 June 1, 2018

water is thicker than blood

- uselly we said "Blood is thicker than water" which mean's

.People who are related have stronger obligations to each other than to people outside the family
but "water is thicker than blood" is to say the opposite -

people outside the family have stronger obligations to each other than to people who are related

Sister: She's not your mother, Liam
Dad: Water is thicker than blood these days

by shameless subtitelor December 28, 2016

thick chocolate shake

The act of unloading thick (often chunky) feces into another's mouth for sexual pleasure. If The feces is runny, it's often referred to as "Soft Serve."

My girl took in my thick chocolate shake the other night, and she didn't even gag.

by Gaffcow February 29, 2016