A type of movie that can be set in any time period and has Jesus as a character who plays a vampire hunter.
by Judge dredd7 October 21, 2011
It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.
Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
by JockStrapVampire69 February 08, 2007
The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I need to find a Vampire Tea Tin, my flow is extra heavy today.
The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
by Stoutwalker November 09, 2012
by Teh Holley VAmp May 19, 2004
Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits
by C. MURDER September 21, 2021
a good instance of something so absurdly and devastatingly overrated that it has it own "academic" "field" of "studies".
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
Buffy the vampire slayer is overrated; let's have Larry Sanders Studies too! I'll bet a hell of a lot more can come out of that show.
by Sheallee December 24, 2006
by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010