poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.

John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"

by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010

Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

poke 'n wave

Having sex with someone and never calling them back. Synonymous with fuck and chuck.

See that girl over there? I'm gonna give her the old poke 'n wave.

by catleesi July 8, 2017

Skyward poking flagship

A guy's erect junk, ready to go

A skyward poking flagship is another term for trouser snake

by Sexydimma October 13, 2024

poke

a slang term regarding a nicotine device

“Can I hit your poke?”

by girllll March 19, 2022

Pokes

Slang term for vagina originated in Toronto, Canada

Your shorties pokes smells like hotdog water

by \_{:)}_/ June 18, 2018

poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.

This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021