The machine that goes ping

In Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, the machine that goes "ping" is a device that doctors use to determine that the baby they're delivering is alive.

It is also the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.
"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."
by RepelHistory September 14, 2005
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machine gun flatulence

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.
I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019
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feed the machine

"feeding the machine" is when you put money in a vending machine or arcade game or any other coin operated device and you get "ripped off".
Jaime:"Awww, dude, this pinball machine just ate my last quarter."
Pete:"Looks like you just feed the machine, man."
by pete-tastic July 03, 2007
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money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.
Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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mann vs machine

the tf2 gammode where you fight mother fucking robots
i love mann vs machine
by German dude August 01, 2018
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Internet Hat Machine

A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.
When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.
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Pretty Hate Machine

A term for an angst-filled youth who tries too hard to look the part of a rebellious teen. Also the name of the first Nine Inch Nails album.
Nice anarchy jersey, aren't you a little pretty hate machine.
by sirselfdestruct November 25, 2005
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