Greg

Turns head weird, huge cock

Yo why does this dude greg look at me like that

by Not greg November 23, 2021

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Gregging

The act of completing or pretending to complete useless work instead of actual work assigned.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.

Jim today was totally gregging! I had to double the work because of it!

by Jiyoshiyu May 23, 2023

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The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."

I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.

by Nobody of Note June 9, 2023

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Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

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Greg Hefflies

Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley

Damnit, I can't get rid of these Greg Hefflies! Not even hair gel works

by JoeyTheHorrorBoy June 18, 2023

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