Power Donkey

Someone who has failed their way to the top, and is incapable of recognizing their failure as such.

Aka: a player who has failed their way to the top ranking of a game, yet still fails at the basics of the game.

"dude, don't be a Power Donkey, you can do this"

"dude, look at this Power Donkey fail all over the place."

by malusDiaz March 7, 2013

Little Donkey

A Belgian professional footballer who plays as a striker for Serie A club Inter Milan and the Belgium national team

"Call your mother do your Voodoo shit, Little Donkey" - Ibra

by Leone Nezo February 6, 2021

chasing the donkey

To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez

John will be back at his desk in a minute he is just chasing the donkey real quick

by CheapTrixie December 5, 2014

Donkey shiner

When engaged in anal sex, you turn the womans face towards you as you are about to ejaculate and punch her in the eye, giving her a shiner. No particular reason, just cause you can.

I totally gave that bitch a donkey shiner...yea i got court in a week austin.

by TheLatvianProstitute September 14, 2010

Half-donkey

Euphemism for "half-assed"

"Quit being so half-donkey about it, you lazy putz.

by FoxxDogg October 14, 2004

Donkey Fazool

When the donkey fazools
This term dates back to 1678 when King Julian III was in rule of Kingdom Fazool. The actual meaning of this term is lost in history but archaeologists determined that it was a slur for anyone who lived in Fazool.

"When the Donkey Fazools"
"Penis Balls, Balls Penis"
"That guy, that donkey fazool makes good gabagool."

by Th3R3alD0nk3yFazool September 3, 2021

shrek and donkey

a sexy mother fucker and a hot as fuck donkey

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea

by yoongis three dollar chain October 25, 2019