Windows Vista

The new version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.

I sure hope that Windows Vista isn't another hot, fresh, steaming pile of poop from Microsoft!

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg August 20, 2005

Windows XP

Another fine Weapon of Mass Annoyance from the Osama Bin Gates terror cell.

Ready to forge an international coalition and call it Operation Infinite Folly: shock and awe Redmond with mass quantities of inconvenient error reports. I want to choke the bastard who thought of that one.

by The Great Cornholio January 5, 2004

Window Screamer

when you are doing a chick from behind and she is facing a window you get your buddy to take your place and you run outside and look in the window and she fuckin freaks out.

man we scared the livin shit outa her, we gave her the window screamer.

by Ben Oregano December 19, 2006

Windows Vista

The crappy name for the new windows coming in '06. Replaced the far better codename of longhorn. It will be 64-bit capatable along with more microsoft shit that will only be made obsolete by linux in less than a year.

Quite possibly it will mean about 1200 different things in different languages and forever dubbed as Windows Raping Chili Fries. Microsoft should've learned from all the car companies and named it Windows ZT 2450.

Did you get Windows Vista?

What? I only have mastercard, sorry.

by me > you September 16, 2005

window shopping

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.

Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?

by pb phoot September 13, 2009

Windows 98

Pretty much the ideal 32-16 bit operating system for high end DOS gaming PCs (80486DX-33 up to Pentium III). A great thing about this OS it that it's compatible both with late 90's complex programs for Windows and is still compatible with older MS-DOS programs. This is the last good OS built from DOS (ME was the absolute last but had major stability problems and other issues). It's high performance and large compatibility makes it a great Gaming OS for systems in the late 90's.

I installed Windows 98 on my Pentium 133 with 32 MB of RAM with a Sound Blaster 32, S3 Virge with ISA and PCI.

by Sinusoidal January 2, 2017

Shit window

The amount of time you have to defecate after feeling the initial 'twinge' in your bowels. Length of allowable time varies drastically by person, and type of feces: Usually anywhere from 'right the fuck now' to 72 hours.

John: Ooh.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.

by HatchetmanRalph August 2, 2016