vag-i-ness

Having the incessant ambiance of vagina. It generally refers to a dude who lacks dude qualities.

Yeah, bro... it's a sausage party, but Paul's complete vag-i-ness keeps the whole thing balanced.

by The British Guy February 24, 2009

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Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.

Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!

by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011

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Vag Jell-O

Well you can probably guess just from the word itself.

It's the white or Clear substance that comes out of the Vagina, usually during arousal or doing/before a menstrual cycle.

I had to change my pantaloons several times last night because I had to much Vag Jell-O!

by TheFutureStark July 17, 2018

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vag of doom

My vagina. It leads to another dimension. Possibly several men trapped there?

Fasten your seatbelts, it the vag of doom!!!!!!!!!1

by fuckmeintheskull October 25, 2013

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Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

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