Simon

Evil person

Oh he's a Simon, stay away from him

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

simon

tingggg

can i get a tiki mingggg tingggg in the simon butt hole

by colton david July 11, 2022

Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020

Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

Simonism

Being a pedophile

Oh Jerry did you hear Micheal has simonism?
Oh so he is a pedophile

by Simon Delaney August 17, 2022

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025