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Shotgun Shelly

You only think I've Pissed you off, Do You want to play Who cares less?, I'm gonna have to show you, Lets see who wins
If your gonna act like Machinegun Kelly I'll show you Shotgun Shelly.
by mevsme101 August 10, 2021
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Shotgun

A Shotgun is a Smoothbore gun mainly for firing Small Shot as well as Single Shot at typically a short range. The Chainsaw in DOOM 2016 Also classifies as a Shotgun
I needed an excuse to use my Chainsaw in DOOM 2016, So I classified it as a Shotgun.
by ucomp August 10, 2021
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Shotgun

"Shotgun go pew pew"
by I...love....frogs. August 10, 2021
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Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021
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shotgun

A weapon that shoots small but deadly BBs in a spread formation. Basically a gun that you don't need to worry about the aim with because the spread range is so ridiculous that if you aim at a tree, you'll hit a human. Also the weapon of choice if the zombie apocalypse happens. Limbs will fly if you have a shotgun on you and the outbreak happens, just remember to bring shells with you.
Guy: Why do you have a shotgun?
Me: If we fall into a zombie apocalypse, I'll need it...
Guy: You've been playing too many zombie games
Me: Well, sorry if you don't have your shotgun when it happens, because then you'll get bitten. Then I'll have to blow your limbs off.
by ZombieKilla November 7, 2012
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Nicaraguan Shotgun

When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...
by yosefstalin September 6, 2013
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double barrel shotgun

When you shit while having a orgasm.
Eric just got a double barrel shotgun from Megan he said it was such a great blow job, he shit himself when he blew his load!
by Dicklarious Darren October 18, 2013
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