peel job

Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."

Okay, kid, let's see what we got... Sweet! Peel job.

by Lemongelo Jackson May 01, 2009

Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018

scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls March 01, 2020

soul job

Deeper and more meaningful than a hand job or a blow job.

'Laura I'm going to give you a soul job and make your soul cum!'

by Ken Legend October 14, 2017

Sea Job

B-Job but at sea, usually on a boat but could take place while swimming in the bay

Hey clizzy let’s go find some broads to give us sea jobs

by 30 inches June 27, 2021

Yank Job

A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.

That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.

My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.

by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018

Wanky Job

Handjob

this girl last night gave me a wanky job and i jizzed all over my dad's bed

by applejackss June 29, 2010