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Greg

A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it
"Greg is such a stupid fucking kitten."
by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 30, 2023
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GREG

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by CoolBritishGuy June 23, 2025
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Greg

A sexy man who was apart of the diary of a wimpy kid book. He is a gigachad and a sexy man who can pull the whole universe including God, He is such a beast that he can punch the wall and break it with ease. There is a national Greg day named after him and is celebrated every 2 weeks
Greg: Hi
Literally the whole universe: Immediately jumps on greg and tries F'ing
by thrat the greg September 13, 2022
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Greg

nice try greg!
greg ate manny
by tardagain December 28, 2020
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gregging

The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."
I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.
by Nobody of Note June 9, 2023
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Greg

I'm a member of Greg, the fastest growing army on youtube
by Cheemsony March 9, 2023
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Greg

a stays who believe that they are greg, because changbin said "i love you greg" in short the are clowns.
do you know greg?

greg? u mean stays?

yes omg!!!
by clownstays_ October 15, 2020
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