Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots

“Yo dude do you wanna go to the goon dodging tournament

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025

Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk

- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu

by Hellsercon March 29, 2025

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

Goon-Goon Catch!

Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.

Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh

I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone

by DanLuke12341 October 4, 2025

Goon Stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid"

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

fishing goon

Someone or several people, who actively fish, think about fishing, or even dream about reeling in Moby d*ck. It is someone who can't just look at a puddle an say dang that's a nice puddle. Fishing goon would be reaching in the back of his truck figuring out what to throw out in this 6 inch deep puddle.

Hey look dad its that crazy old fishing goon, back at it again fishing the drainage sewer.

by Fishing goon September 13, 2020