bergen tech

brainless teens aka bee tea aka airplane jet fuel cancer inducing school!

“you have lung disease?”

“yeah the jet fuel finally got to me at bergen tech lolz”

by sovietslav89 February 2, 2021

forgetful latin teacher

when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.

anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."

mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"

anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."

by D Siegs June 3, 2010

7th Grade Science Teacher

1.Being washed up and having to sink to the bottom of what you do
2.To be old
3.To be a witch

Student 1: Man I hate Mrs. Taylor.

Student 2: Yeah, what a 7th Grade Science Teacher.

by Pope Obama June 24, 2016

world history teacher

Someone who has a weird foot fetish they display in public.

Kid 1: Mr. Stevens had us watch foot related videos all week then he had all the female students display their feet for ranking.

Kid 2: Man, that guy's a real world history teacher.

by Crookedman May 1, 2019

teachers

A person who dedicated their lives to make other children's life miserable simply because they have no lives at all. They ensure that no one else does either.

Kid 1: Does Ms. Smith have a life?
Kid 2: Of course not. Teachers don't.

by andsothelionatethelamb January 15, 2010

honda-tech

The #1 best site on the internet.

Honda-tech.com is the best site on the web.

by Some guy from h-t April 9, 2005

Oakland Tech

full name: Oakland Technical High School AKA "Tech" . One of the famed Oakland Public High schools, known for the ebonics dispute, guns in classrooms, and kids lying in the hallways with the shit stomped out of them. Where the dopedealers and gangbangers all learned how to do the damn thang.

Where they at in Oakland? Doin it live. Castlemont, Skyline, Fremont High. Mack House, Tech, Dewey, The Big O High. East Bay stunnas man we aint hidin' -keak da sneak

by townbiznessryder March 17, 2005