Kid Tax

The price of the extra things you buy in a store because you happen to have your kids in tow.

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
...
Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!

by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

xbox tax

A made up term by the toxic Xbox community that blindly believes that social media has some basis against Xbox console and products

Xbot: man I can’t believe this “popular game event” didn’t pay attention to these awesome xbox exclusives this is xbox tax!
Guy: didn’t HI-FI rush get a 9/10 on ign
Xbot: die!

by Alstarwalker November 15, 2023

Fanum Tax

A twitch streamer named fanum who takes food from his members in the twitch group AMP.

"FANUM TAXXXX"

by armymoastaynetzien November 2, 2023

skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanum

using your awesome skibidi rizz on ice spices gyatt while getting your food taken by fanum and kai cenat!

"what the hell are you doing man?"
"im skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanum!!"

by 𝜗𝜚 March 2, 2024

Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.

by FALQA October 17, 2024

Party tax

The price you pay by losing an item while having fun.

“I lost my phone in the river last night when I was drunk.”
“Party tax!”

by Raven Discoball March 18, 2021

arch tax

When a girl is changing on video chat, she has to show off her "arch"

Bro she was changing last night and let me see how she arched her back when taking it. She really paid the arch tax

by Idk13664 February 4, 2025