Cincinnati shuffle

The act of directing a persons (male or female) attention away from you and then swiftly inserting your thumb in there rectum

Aaron: hey dude look at that tree
Parry: oh no you got me with the Cincinnati shuffle!!!

by halamacherryo February 21, 2014

shuffle

A group of nerds. Like a murder of crows of a gaggle of geese.

There was a shuffle of nerds waiting for the computer store to open.

by Steven De Costa September 17, 2006

iPod Shuffle

Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.

Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"

by Pissed off December 28, 2005

Shuffarrassment

The feeling of shame and embarrassment one experiences when a crappy and/or embarrassing song comes on while playing their mp3 player on shuffle for a group of people.

Man, when The Jonas Brothers came on at Nicky P's party, it was the worst. You could cut the shuffarrassment with a knife.

by Sraes Nave October 11, 2008

shuffed

Shuffed is where one is in the state of being a mixture of very drunk and high. Often the objective of most nights out to be in such a state. Commonly used in the Wiltshire area.

Mush, I'm going to get so shuffed tonight I won't know where I am.

I'm so fucking shuffed I can hardly see anything.

by Shotty rules December 4, 2015

Halin Shuffle

When ur at work and you get the hershey squirts so u brisk fully start walking to the bathroom and gradually progress into a jog while undoing your apron which is then followed by a porcelain explosion.

Did u see Dan doing the halin shuffle today?

Yea, he must have exploded in the bathroom.

by Homer D Powe May 18, 2010

Defriend Shuffle

Requesting to become friends with a person on Facebook who has defriended you in the past in order to defriend them as soon as they accept your request.

I noticed Kimmy defriended me. So I waited a couple weeks, requested to be friends, and when she accepted I gave her the Defriend Shuffle.

by NickyPants February 27, 2011