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Straight Date 

A heterosexual person who attends a dance/event/party with a homosexual person because either the homosexual is still in the closet or their partner/previous date could not attend.
"Chelsea doesn't want her parents to know she's a lesbian so she brought Dave to be her straight date when she met them up for dinner."

"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
Straight Date by PrincessJetta December 9, 2008
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straight brim 

Noun: The flat brimmed ball caps often preferred by urban youth. Most still have hologram stickers still affixed to them.

Noun: A person who wears a straight brimmed ball cap normally a urban youth.
'Let's leave this club. Way too many straight brims here'
straight brim by Deibert April 3, 2009

straight girl

straight girls are like spaghetti.... they are only straight until they get wet
Random girl: shit I love a girl but she's definitly a straight girl!
Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF

Straight Up 

1. without stipulations or additions; outright.

2. indicating real talk; honesty.

3. a method of preparing a drink by straining the ice out after shaking or stirring it.
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1. "I bought that cell phone straight up, without a plan."

2. "That game of laser tag was straight up GANGSTA!"

3. "Appletini, straight up."
Straight Up by johngodler69 October 21, 2011

Straight Pride Month 

Also known as heterosexual pride month, straight pride takes place in August to give time to recover from june or gay pride month.
Happy straight pride month!

Straight White Boy 

Synonym for fuckboy. Also called SWB.

We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.

They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"

They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
"We were just talking on kik and suddenly he sent a dickpic out of nowhere, thats just so Straight White Boy from him."
Straight White Boy by Inspiritgolden September 23, 2015

straight edge 

The term was coined by the late D.C. punk/hardcore band Minor Threat, who promoted, through their lyrics, a lifestyle free of drugs, alcohol and casual sex. Ian Mackaye, the band's lead, claimed not to have started a movement, however, in today's underground(or not-so-underground) societies of punk and hardcore, it has become a full-on label. One who claims "the edge" does not participate in "poisoning" their bodies. No drugs, no alcohol, no casual sex(and others will include veganism, abstaining from medications, even so far as caffeine, etc). X's are used to represent "the edge".
sXe, edge, straight-edge, xxx
straight edge by katy February 11, 2004