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Trump Stoner

An individual who supporters the Trump Campaign but also believes in the legalization of marijuana, often one who smokes regularly. A Trump Stoner truly loves his red, white, and green.
“Yo bro you see that guy in the maga shirt over there? Kids got a whole backwood in his ear what?!?!”

“Woah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? That’s a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.”
by Libtardhater July 6, 2021
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Cong Stoner

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.
John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?
by Caleo :P July 4, 2021
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loner stoner

when one of ur eyes is mad more fucked up lookin than the other one after u've somked some weed
"why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)
by katiepotatiefool June 2, 2009
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Proud Stoner

A Proud Stoner is the oppisite of a Pot Head because a Proud Stoner gets high cause he/she likes the feeeling a Pot Head gets high because he is addicted and can't give it up. A Proud Stoner starts and stops getting high on his/her on accord.
Alice: So Brittany ever had something you tried to quit but couldn't cause your addicted?
Me: Nope cause everything I start I don't wanna stop if I wanted stop I wouldn't have started and I've never been addicted to anything.
Alice: Stupid Pot Head
Me: No Proud Stoner theres a difference Bitch!
by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011
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Stoner Fucks

A person who can't remember shit, because they are stoned as fuck a majority of the time.
Taco and Rosey are big ass Stoner Fucks.
by Cheese gradders September 25, 2008
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Stoner girl

A girl who doesn't have enough personality so she calls herself a stoner. They usually wear weed and stoner clothing to act the part.
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.

Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<
"Lmao! I'm not your average girl. I'm a stoner girl!!!!"
by pseudank August 18, 2017
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stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.
With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning
by Redman April 26, 2005
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