steak-choke

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much

"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."

by Solo Angus January 29, 2015

steak jimmy

A Steak Jimmy is a delicious Rump Steak which has been carved from the rump of any person who bares the name Jimmy

mmm, That Steak Jimmy was amazing
Ill take a medium rare Steak Jimmy, Thanks

by The_Grand_Master_Pickle December 28, 2015

steak sandwich

When two white males have a threesome with a black female. The males being the buns (white in color) and the steak (black in color) being the female.

Hey i heard you got with that black girl in our class last weekend?
Yeah man, me and Johnny steak sandwiched her

by Rome Price July 6, 2016

steak dick

When one eats so much steak, his penis taste like steak

Kyle had steak dick so bad, I needed A1 sauce for that shit

by Trayvonslittledick September 14, 2016

Steaks

Certain gentleman of the attractive nature.

the new class of guys are a bunch of steaks

by 21whitesavage November 22, 2016

Steak

A really attractive girl that makes you forget about other girls.

"How are things with Lola?"
"Over. I realized she was a veggie burger and decided to find myself a steak!"

by blondegarlic December 15, 2016

steak

Noun: An individual who, in all cases, MUST one up you. If you did good, he did better. If you did bad, he did WORSE.

Verb: The action version of the noun. (i.e. "steaking")

Noun-
Jonny: I did good on that test, man.
Steak: I DID BETTER!!
Jonny: okay, well anyways, my hockey practice was super tough last nigh-
Steak: MINE WAS HARDER!!
Verb-
"Jesus fuck dude, Tyler won't stop steaking. He's always gotta be SOOO much better."

by irondeath March 9, 2017