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Ratchet Status 

A girl (Typically 12-16) who posts statuses on social media websites Facebook, Twitter, ETC... about how rathet other women are on a daily basis when I reality they would not say to a ratchets face.Alot of times people who post these are angry because their boyfriends left them for a ratchet who wont bitch and complain about how they should wait 4 more years to have sex.
Typical White girl: like this post if yall be hatin dem thirsty ass ratchet ass niggaz

Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status

Naked Status 

A classification or status given to friends when you're comfortable enough to be naked around them.
"Can you leave while I change real quick? I'm not on naked status with you just yet."
Naked Status by Ligeaux April 25, 2014

Whose Status Is It Anyway

Whose Status Is It Anyway is a drinking game where Dylan reads out Facebook Statuses of idiots we went to high school with. Each status must be read out in a constant non-revealing emotive tone and needs to end with "Who Am I?". Any game participant can choose to guess the answer. If the guess is right, the successful participant nominates another game attendee to finish off their vessel. However, the guesser runs the risk of taking a single scull of their drink at the event that they're wrong. Stay Gold.
Dylan begins the game of Whose Status Is It Anyway by reading out the following... "Spending money on Flags and Anthems is such a waste of money against child poverty or animal cruelty. We can vote on a selection of leaders but not the issues that matter. In the end those in power are all the same, just a puppet of those behind them. Cheers world.".. a participant guesses wrong resulting in a swig of their drinking vessel. Another participant guesses correctly, resulting in the nomination of Logan, who is obliged to scull his entire drinking vessel .

voldemort status 

When a woman rides someone's face for so long, their nose is either flattened or out right removed.
Man that girl is so hot, I wish she'd let me go Voldemort status
voldemort status by njCTSV July 4, 2016

Gucci Status 

When you are doing really good
Man I just bought a brand new Mercedes-Benz, am I on that gucci status
Gucci Status by Escoboomcxz June 13, 2016

Green Status 

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"
Green Status by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016

Bum status 

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money
Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status