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Statisticated

When you see statistics questions with mixture of Maths, Government, Forestry and English in it.
Life scientists were Statisticated today at CBT.
by WILF OC February 13, 2020
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statistic

A number compared to another or several other numbers
Example one :
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone

Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?
by JowJow__ March 7, 2020
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statistanomical

Term used to make conversation revolving around boring topics more interesting.

Generally used to describe stat terminology because stat is the most boring thing ever.
Have you been studying for the upcoming stat test?

Hell yeah I’ve been practicing my statistanomicals!!
by Iced_out_my_MsD January 7, 2021
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Statist

Someone who believes that the government can solve all the problems and inadvertently let the government controls their life rather than people control the government.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Maggie: I think that taxation is sensible.

Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.

Gary loses his few friends again
by FriedmanSimp February 19, 2021
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Statistics yuh

by Pinche Jonny wey January 21, 2021
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statistics freak

A person or thing that is unusual is many statistics.
"You're british and you dont like tea? You're a statistics freak!"
by “”” August 3, 2021
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Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.
Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.
by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021
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