Stale as Fuck

The words used to describe a situation that is either:
a) No longer funny
b) No longer important
c) Bad
d) Good

Due to the possible issues between bad and good, context is always necessary.

a) Barry: Oppan Gangnam Style! OP! OP! OP! OP!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

b) Barry: Hitler didn't gas six million Jews, that's an overestimation.
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

c) Barry: I boned a prostitute last night!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

d) Barry: I boned a waitress last night!
Ben: Stale as fuuuuuck duuude!
*fist bump*

by Martinstra October 9, 2012

stanley

A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.

You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!

by truther23 June 8, 2018

slippy stanley

when your best friend poops in your mouth and then you shart it out into your other best friends mouth.

Katie that slippy stanley you gave the other day was phenomanal.

by Laurelana August 21, 2006

Stanley Steamer

an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.

Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.

by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014

Stale Meme Syndrome

People who are affected by Stale Meme Syndrome send old (stale) memes and think they are funny.

Friend 1: *sends troll face meme* "Haha! Look how funny this is!"
Friend 2: "I'm sorry Friend 1 but I think you have Stale Meme Syndrome."

by Sexy_Beast_Fuggler May 30, 2016

Lynchland Stables

By definition - an amazing place to let your horse be a horse. A place where your horse gets to run jump and play, and doesn't have to have his tail blow dried or his hooves painted. A place where ponies jump over coops, logs and oxers with complete abandon.

Lynchland Stables is to horses, as Disneyland is to humans.

My horse thought he was in pony heaven, but he was at Lynchland.

by Bones's mom February 3, 2010

stale dick

Dried out penis that has not been in use for an extended period of time.

Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend. I've had stale dick for months now.

by BigDicktionary March 10, 2015