spelunking

To lift things (typically heavy things) with ones dick

Tom went spelunking will Jill yesterday, he has some very strong parts

by Iamtheother September 11, 2011

spunk

(noun) quality of mind showing determination, motivation, energy, courage, enthusiasm, and boldness

Spunk Fitness

by Spunk Fitness February 18, 2010

Flaming Rat Ass Splunker (FRAS)

This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.

I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know

by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009

spunk splash

A Spunk splash refers to someone who is a complete twat. they are a splash of spunk.

Colin, you are such a spunk splash.

by Asha&Emma April 29, 2006

slunking

The sport of jumping into a ditch of water or snow, being awarded points on distance, height, and style of jump.

The slunking competition was going well.

by stephfro23 February 7, 2010

splunker

when a man shits between a womans breast (in her cleavage)

In their spare time, peter pettis and his mother exchange splunkers

by peter pettis's car blows June 1, 2004

Spunk monkey

a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation

lazy handed jackass yank
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald

by TeHBoXGoD January 8, 2004