Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.

I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.

by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016

Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.

by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022

spank

firmly hitting someone or something in the bum as a form of punishment

my dad spanks/beats me and he left and never came back

by I_Love_Boys_1249761724875 May 12, 2022

Spanked

Extremely exhausted, not able to do anything at all.

Bro 1: You bro you playin *game* tonight?
Bro 2: nah dog, I’m lowkey spanked.

by myguyandrew May 23, 2024

Spank my Ratty

To go jerk off. (New Yorker Edition)

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.

by InukiSukme July 11, 2021

Spanked

To get killed by gunfire. Originated in Pittsburgh, Pa

"who got spanked in the ghett last night?"

by Sicksynse February 2, 2021

spank quest

When you are masturbating while searching the web for something to peak your arousal.

#spank #quest #masturbation

I went on a full blown spank quest last night

by Madigan90 December 21, 2016