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NEH HYEH HYEH ITS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
papyrus: I COOKED THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD sans: i cant eat it its froz- papyrus: ITS GREAT RIGHT BECAUSE ITS SPAGHETTI
by a bunch of random people November 21, 2023
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Spaghetti

A kind of computer programming style whose flow of logic is laden with unconditional branches, or jumps to other parts of the program, which creates confusion.
Don't use too many "go to" command in your program, or it will become too spaghetti-ish to figure the logic.
by entry level at heart December 28, 2020
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Spaghetti

Spaghetti, nye he heeeee
by Spicy_tea June 20, 2021
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spaghetti

a long wiggly neutral coloured thingy thing. it’s apparently edible but deep down we all know it’s alive.
hey bro want some spaghetti?

only if it’s dead bro
by alouiset November 4, 2019
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Spaghetti-no

The typical response you use to deal with the typical chef fuck-boy-ar-dee when they come around doing their trashy fuck boy shit.
Listen here you spaghetti-ho, take your fuck boy ass and leave, she told you spaghetti-no…….
by Iamwebster1307 November 22, 2021
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Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.
I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.
by hjjcnk September 13, 2021
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Spaghetti Noodle

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.
Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.
by FB3Network January 10, 2025
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