soggy hoodie

after a man ejaculates and becomes soft but has slight drip left over

Sorry babe, we can’t go again because I have a soggy hoodie

by Nelly5000 February 8, 2020

soggy towel

A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".

That guy at the after party is such a soggy towel, he should just go home and walk his dog.

by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014

Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 6, 2020

Soggy Biscuit fc

Shit overrated team

Ant:who are soggy biscuit fc
Callum: a shit overrated team

by Nanniesfc July 24, 2021

Soggy taco

When you fall asleep fingering a girl wit two fingers

I was on Xanax and I fell asleep “grabbing her by the pussy” call it a soggy taco

by Junior the kid August 12, 2022

sogginess

a heavy wetness, dampness, humidity, soggy, wetness

"You're filthy," he said coolly, glancing down and assessing his own mud and blood tainted state of sogginess.

by HardaV December 17, 2016

soggy graham

A lump of poo left in the shower after someone tries to waffle-stomp and fail. It becomes flattened with the grate imprints…like the worst graham cracker ever.

My roommate keeps leaving soggy grahams in the shower. He needs to either waffle stomp better or not shit in the shower.

by Camp Teacher February 22, 2025