Spitting Cobra

When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face

I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye

by Bam Wilder May 21, 2008

Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009

stitting

To stand and sit at the same time!

"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Stitting."

by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu December 18, 2004

shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

spitting flame

(Verb)The act of a woman or man flirting with the other in order to hook up. Also known as shooting or spitting game. The word flame adds the intensity of wanting to make it hot and heavy.
(noun) Flame spitter, flame thrower, dragon.

(v) I was spitting flame with Karrie, but she never gave in. He tried spitting flame with me, but I am not into him.
(n) Jake is a flame spitter. Those types of guys are just flame throwers. She is just being a dragon.

by Jake stinson November 16, 2007

baby sitting

If a man nutts in someone's hand and they hold it. usually in a sexual act

A girl jerks a guy off and he cums in her hand. the sperm in her hand qualifies her as baby sitting

by tymer April 30, 2006

spitting beaver

when your fucking a girl doggy style and u shoot off your load onto her back. she then proceeds to turn around and right as she does u take your shaft and smash it into the pile of jiz therefore making it explode everywhere including her face

I felt like bucky the beaver after i gave my girlfriend a spitting beaver

by Christopher Mayhew September 12, 2006