sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

Sleep Button

/slēp ˈbətn/

noun

1. Another term used to describe a butthole (anus). These words can be used interchangeably and in any setting no matter how formal or informal.

1. "Mr. Smith, some of your labs came back positive. We will need to do a thorough ultrasound of your sleep button."

2. "Why are men such sleep buttons???"

3. "Baby like it when I lick dat sleep button"

by Roni Jay June 10, 2017

Sleep and beat

The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off

Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it

by Blaz3ac3 September 4, 2017

Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo

Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there

by poouaisle April 2, 2020

Sleep Snapping

It's basically snap chatting while asleep. It's just like sleepwalking but instead of walking, you're Snapchating.

"Yo, did Megan send you a picture of her feet last night?"
"Yeah, she was sleep snapping"

by bro code is real! October 10, 2015

Sleeping Brother

Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.

Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?

by Cop1 April 9, 2020

Sleeping in the library

What ash lynx is currently doing

Eiji: I haven’t heard from Ash in a while…
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead

by Chuuyasmissingheight December 29, 2021