Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.

"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."

by rosellias January 13, 2024

Simon

Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by pearllovesyousomuch March 12, 2022

Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

by Big polish April 1, 2022

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.

Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better

by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019

Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef

Simon Lynch serves beer

by anonymous July 26, 2024

lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.

I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!

by Baby horse September 30, 2013