A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
by DoobleShit July 31, 2021
Get the Simon mug.On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.
You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!
by Daleym October 6, 2022
Get the National throw Simon Day mug.Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
by Zimcox November 21, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.
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Get the lane simon mug.Simone is a girl who is straightforward. At times you really might not understand what goes on in her mind but she is a real friend. You just have to talk with you about those things because she honors honesty. She is a beautiful human being even though she might not believe that she really is😘
by da_la November 21, 2021
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