One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it).

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Side Pole

The borders and outlines of a grown man’s half chub when constricted by tight pants

I won’t ever miss a led zeppelin concert, because I know Robert Plant will definitely be rocking side pole.

by JudyFrench July 12, 2022

Dark side

The area between your balls and your asshole. Where your cooch would be.

Oh god why is my dark side so damn sweaty

by Coochiewrangler April 24, 2019

Side credit

Any woman besides your wife that you wanna have sex with.

Josh and I saw some good side credit walk past work today.

by Hole dozer March 25, 2022

Side bush

When beard hair gets to long on the side of your face

Honey I think it's time to trim your side bush

by HarryDunn March 25, 2017

Side Eye

To give someone a knowing look. Usually when shocked or surprised by something.

To Side Eye

When Mr Henderson made a sexist comment, his students side-eyed each other in disbelief.

by Havana77 November 17, 2009

Vinyl Siding

n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried.

Damn, did you see all the hardened semen on Eric's back, it's like he has Vinyl Siding on there.

by Abu Musab Al Zarqawi November 9, 2005